THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people
And last but not least…
Nothing short of brilliance.
"Mostly void, partially stars"
ARE THESE MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT VALE NAILS?!?!
yo im a dude and even i want this
Where?! I must find!!
I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET TODAY
AND THERE WAS ORANGE MILK
FOR FUCKING HALLOWEEN
WHY CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN WHEN YOU CAN BE HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKER
I have found an explanation
I love you guys
HOW TO ASK A GIRL OUT:
- ask what her favorite dinosaur is
- do an impression of her favorite dinosaur
- die in mass extinction
This would work amazingly well.
NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America …in just 34 years.
We are killing the Earth
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE SHUT THE FUCK UP
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER.
I now feel the need to go around to everyone I know and go *boop* xD
so my mom gave me all these ballons
my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on
i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’
SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF
stop reblogging this im ashamed of my bathroom
This is brilliant if only I didn’t have a toddler :p
One of my major life goals is to own a home with secret rooms and passageways. Ideally, I would like to build such spaces before Henry is old enough to be aware of architecture, so he will grow up believing that it is common and normal for buildings to have magical and secret worlds within them.
This has been a dream of mine as long as I can remember, though it has been momentarily forgotten. So glad to be reminded.